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J.A.A. Arnold's avatar

This was a delightfully unhinged fever dream of elegance, mildew, and questionable hospitality. Reminds me of my glory days as a door-to-door doorbell tone sommelier—ah, the number of manors I was politely uninvited from. None ever gave me cake, though. Suspicious or otherwise. 10/10, would get shwoopled again.

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It's Hell, Actually's avatar

He's about to be, I think. He has a weird talent of shwoopling into weird stuff.

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